[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.
Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
family: treats you like shit
family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
family: says that you'll never have a successful future
family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible
Message me a body part
Hair: How many wigs do you own?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many times have you heard something you wish you never had?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Do you/ have you self-harmed?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Breasts/chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Vagina/Penis: Have you been judged because of your gender?
Ass: Have you ever been sexually assaulted? If so, have you recovered and what is your advice for others in the same situation?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the Hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
